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Grr! I'm even skinter than I was last week, which is why I've only saved £993 out of a targetted £1,000 since Tuesday. In order to get back on track, today I shall make a to-do list of all the things I need to do today. Top of the list will be to do to-do lists for this morning, this afternoon, this evening and last night. To make sure I don't slack off, for each item I don't accomplish I have to spend 50p on activities with no tangible long-term benefit, or as Mr PA (Pointless Acronym) likes to call it, "having fun". Then I shall check my current account, savings account and ISA online, do a comparison of my future income streams with my outgoings, and if the result is favourable I shall treat myself to home-made asparagus soup for dinner, washed down with a cool, refreshing glass of tap water. Mr PA interrupted my reading of Which Bathroom Tiling Putty and Grouter today to jokingly tell me that I remind him of a girl he knew in school, who whenever the teacher asked the class a question, would raise her hand as high as she could without getting out of her seat and say "me sir! me! pick me! I know the answer sir!". Well, to some people I might come across as joyless, worthy and dull, but those who know me know that there is one thing that makes me undoubtedly, unfeasibly, unspeakably excited, and that's a life of frugality and cautious investment interspersed with occasional, moderate expenditure on gym memberships and tasteful wine selections as offered by broadsheet newspapers. And I want to give my readers the opportunity to share in that life. Have a good weekend folks. p.s. quick reminder - it's worth exercising caution while handling tropical bats. They may be carrying rabies. Also, before you take part in any risky sport - cricket for example - make sure you shop around for insurance. Finally, if you think it's going to rain this weekend, consider wearing a raincoat, or staying indoors. Otherwise, you run the risk of getting wet. p.p.s. one more thing - never set fire to your hair, no matter how much fun it seems, without shopping around for insurance first.
SoBoring
1.4.06 01:32
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(4.4.06 15:22) Oh leave her alone and get back to your own boring blog, mister! She's done bloody well for herself. |
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(4.4.06 15:42) Which blog is his own boring blog Oink? |
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(4.4.06 15:45) Sorry, can't say. He's not malicious, though, just a bit mean sometimes. |
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(4.4.06 16:02) That's it mister, you're going over my knee. |
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(4.4.06 16:08) It's patently obvious who this is, surely? |
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(4.4.06 16:10) Someone very naughty, I'd say. |
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(4.4.06 16:15) We can all see the funny side though? |
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(4.4.06 16:17) How can something by funny without any toilet humour? It can't. |
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(4.4.06 16:44) Newmalden - is it? I'm beginning to feel stupid for not knowing now. |
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(4.4.06 17:18) Me too, floaty. Me too. |
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(4.4.06 17:29) I'm glad I'm in good company, Beso. |
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(4.4.06 17:40) It's PeterJ, innit? |
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(4.4.06 17:48) 'fraid to dissapoint but this has absolutley nothing to do with me. I like cheapy. |
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(4.4.06 17:50) I was only joshing, tit-face. |
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(4.4.06 17:51) lol, ok... |
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(4.4.06 22:12) what do you mean, cricket's not risky! - btw there's only one thing more boring than watching cricket on the telly and that's listening to it on the radio! |
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term paper / Website (26.10.11 15:36) You'd think someone with that much time could think of a better way to spend it. |
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here (19.12.11 17:32) I like to work on Personal home pages rather than .NET, although .NET presents the feature of drag and drop elements, but I love PHP a lot. here |
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William (24.2.12 09:14) I didn't understood all of it though as I don't have technical transcribers background, but wonderfully written. |