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I had a terrifying moment yesterday. It is said that, on this long journey of self-awareness we call Blogging, that even the most devoted LIFE-RECORDER (for that is what I think of blogging - we record the experiences we have while riding on that great and terrifying roller coaster of Life!) will occasionally stumble during their travels on the path to enlightenment. That, despite all our innermost wishes and kind thoughts, the great goddess Inspiration may, occasionally, take Her coffee break and leave us to flounder in a sea of unfocused FAITH, with nothing to relate - not an amusing tale, nor a thought-provoking anecdote, nor heartfelt words of wisdom - to the many and good people who read one of our five or six blogs. I, however, did not expect this to happen to me. I have many Life Experiences to write about. I have many blogs in which to write them. I use italics a great deal. A great deal. And yet....
My Muse would not come. I confess, now, that a terrible RAGE overtook me when I sat down at my computer and tried to write, but found my thoughts confused and scattered, like leaves on a breezy fall day with a few scattered clouds in the sky. I was one of those clouds, floating and aimless; yet I yearned, just this once, to be like a stone on the earth - immobile and unchanging, with a dependably long and heartfelt entry to record. But then the clouds, as they so often seem to at these moments, PARTED. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw my Muse, and She was winking at me. I think it was one of the defining experiences of my LIFE, because at that moment I not only felt an overwhelming and all-consuming rush of Power, but I swooned and fell headlong into the ONENESS of EVERYTHING, where the Karma is always good.... And I asked myself, “What is this writer’s block? Is it a terminal condition, or merely a brief comfort stop on the Highway of Existence?”
And after I sat down and wrote about my turmoil…. After I explored my innermost feelings…. I wrote about them in italics, 377 seemingly meaningless words. And I felt REBORN. ________________
Digital Phlegm
11.4.05 09:21
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(11.4.05 09:46) I don't know which blogger you're writing about this time but I do know who YOU are. (and don't think I don't...) |
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(11.4.05 14:18) My dogma was run over by my karma |
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(11.4.05 19:33) lol, i love digifemme but this is funny. i think she will laugh too. |
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(12.4.05 12:13) DF is fun |
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(12.4.05 13:31) I would like congratulate whoever does these. They can be pretty mean, but they're very clever too and very funny. And they're obviously written by someone who knows 20six really well and I can't work out who. Nggg. There's not much brilliant stuff about on 20six these days. Thank you. I hope DF doesn't feel offended. Personally, I would be chuffed to bits to be worth being spoofed. |
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(13.4.05 14:35) Hi! I got a link to this blog post. Apparently, I was being made fun of.  ) To be honest ... I loved the"Digital Phlegm" - whether it really is about the digital femme blog or not ;o) still think the title is cool and it made me laugh and giggle. I enjoy your writing. It's not as much a critcism ... actually, itis a very clever take and insight into what people write about in their blogs. How brilliant! And I am not saying this to shmooze or anything. I REALLY DO like the way you write. You know, when I read this entry it made me feel relieved. For some reason the things I often write about just come out. I'm often taken aback when I read my entries. The comments that people make are very kind .. and at times, it seems as though my writing gives people an opportunity to look at life in a different way. I work as a nurse. I've been a nurse for almost 10 years now .. and I wish I could get out. It is getting more difficult for me to write about meaningful experiences .. I feel as though nursing has taken a toll on my once compassionate heart .. hence the laziness in blogging. I have another blog which I quite like .. http://fucu.20six.co.uk. Anyway, just wanted to pay my respects. I will definitely add you as one of my faves. Thanks for the enjoyable entry! Sub was right, it made me laugh - and I so needed it this morning after a emotionally gruelling night trying to resuscitate a 35 year old man. |
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(14.4.05 14:30) Now that's ironic. |
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(2.5.05 16:53) lol |
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(23.1.06 19:51) Worryingly, I have never seen this before, and did not put in the comment above "DF is fun". So someone is playing tricks Beachhutman |
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(19.3.06 22:21) Respect to DF for taking satire with good grace. |
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