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Boys just don't understand shoes. Take my man (MM), for example (no, please - take him! ha ha). I was explaining to MM, as we watched "Celebs Unzipped - the Bottom of the Barrel Special" on ITV33, that shoes aren't just things you wear on your feet. They're objects of endless fascination to all women. Right girls? I was going to buy 12 pairs of shoes yesterday, but I only had enough money for 3. I hate being skint. Oh well! The bitch girl from hell who sits opposite me in the office (TBGFHWSOMITO) came into work in the same pair of shoes I got tired of two weeks ago, which really brightened up my day. TBGFHWSOMITO clearly knows as little about shoes as boys - MM, for example. Speaking of MM, I'm pretty sure his mate Dazzingly Witty and Handsome Boy (DWAHB) fancies me. I met MM after work for Crantinis at Bar Chi Chi the other night, and DWAHB was with him. While MM was distracted by some kind of avant-garde dancing being shown on the TV ("football," he called it - don't ask me!), DWAHB looked longingly, for at least three seconds, at my shoes. [They were pink, with the most fabulous fluted heels].
Looper Luda not so new shoes
My heart flipped a pirouette as I realised the dilemma I was in. It's not easy being a modern woman - always decisions to be made, and no one to make them for you.
Should I blog about shoes, or boys, or both?
What do you think, readers? Let me know in 50,000 comments or more.
10.12.04 15:38
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(10.12.04 15:40) If only you were actually funny... |
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(10.12.04 15:49) You noticed that too. |
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(10.12.04 15:49) But boys really don't understand shoes. |
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(10.12.04 16:13) I'd quite like you to have a go at me next so I can have a legitimate reason for kicking your head in should I ever meet/find you. |
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(10.12.04 16:20) Aw, does the poor little jack ass have comment envy? |
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(10.12.04 16:22) I think the poor little jackass may well have been shanked in a young offenders institute in the showers or something and has to take the shame of it away by acting up. |
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(10.12.04 16:22) Bloody hell, Midget. |
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(10.12.04 16:32) Wow. This blog whould be on telly. Then we could switch it off. As it's on here, we'll just have to ignore the crappy little attention seeker. |
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(10.12.04 18:38) I see panto season has begun. |
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(10.12.04 19:08) Yes, he's good at that. But now I know who he is I shall waste no time letting everyone abuse him on my behalf, let's see if he is as brave when everyone knows who he really is. Coward. Let me say, for someone who is a professional journalist, your writing sucks. |
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(10.12.04 19:22) It's a professional journalist? Who?? The only ones I know of on 20six are Blackrat and BillCarmichael. Oh, and JoJo. And KE I guess. Is it you, Kate? |
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(11.12.04 06:58) Hey! I'm neither professional, nor a journalist! Leave me out of this. |
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(11.12.04 13:37) I think it's quite amusing, a bit mean but hardly as offensive as you are all making out. You all seem to be taking it very personally, I think threats of violence are a bit over the top. |
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(20.12.04 02:59) This is definitely funny - it's clearly to close to the bone for some. Much better than ihateblogs! |
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(13.4.05 20:11) You're funny! Wish I had that flare of well .. I'll leave out the descriptive quality. Usually, my takes are a lot meaner and downright critical .. and the only funny thing about my critical nature, is that it's so cruel - I know I have a place in the hot seat .. at the end of this lifetime.  (
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(27.7.05 15:48) Hey - boys can love and worship shoes as well, you know. |
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(23.1.06 19:48) Imitation is........... |
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