Get a life - be someone.

As a well-known freelance journalist (but really just an ordinary bloke, as ordinary as a bloke can be), I am often asked "what do you look like posing in Raybans at the wheel of a borrowed sports car?" In answer, I explain that I have seen the horrors of American imperialism first-hand, when I was lucky enough to be granted top-level intelligence clearance and the keys to a throbbing jet-fighter, in which I flew direct from my rural English retreat to Basra (a city in Iraq). My ground-breaking expose of American soldiers openly carrying firearms was scheduled to run on every page of every newspaper in the world, but thanks to a last-minute cover-up by the CIA, MI5, KGB and MFI was suppressed, appearing only in that fearless and esteemed organ, the Newsletter of the Hong Kong Government Workers Union.

As a famous freelance accidental journalist, who is nonetheless just an ordinary bloke - like you, but famous and multi-talented - I am often asked "Where can I read your fearless, incisive reportage without being a member of the Hong Kong Government Workers Union?" My answer is simple - on my weblog (or "blog" as those of us in the know call it!) I started my blog so that blokes, and blokesses, as ordinary as I am would have the opportunity to admire my work, and tell me just what I was doing right. Because one thing I believe is that journalism, and specifically freelance journalism, especially about myself, aeroplanes and up and coming actresses, is an art form. I've been told I have a gift for writing about myself, and I believe that I have a moral duty to share that gift. Copyright permitting.

It's often said that I lead the kind of life that most ordinary blokes can only dream of. I have lots of gadgets, and can usually borrow a sports car if I feel the urge. It's an unconventional life, but then, convention's never been my strong point. I'm just an ordinary, unconventional bloke, leading the life of an unconventional, ordinary, successful freelance journalist, who likes to dress up as a soldier and post photographs of himself on the internet. This is my story.

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(3.11.04 14:53)
Lets see the photos then.


(3.11.04 14:56)
Funny.
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(10.12.04 00:19)
As the man himself would say - nice blogging, hon.


(10.12.04 00:26)
you're welcome, hon.


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please don't tell me you really have those photos!


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